Future Fat Ass

I'm fully aware that my levels of anxiety and depression attribute to my eating habits, and that this will eventually lead to my downfall into fat-assedness. Because right now I have the following things going on:
1. Broken computer
2. Broken car, costing approximately $2,000 to fix and being held hostage by scary garage
3. Very messy house
4. Extremely messy desk
5. More work than I could ever do in...well, just ever
6. Social obligations every night when all I want to do is go home
7. Unfounded anger at husband for having to work a lot even though he can't help it
8. Un-altered bridesmaid dress to be worn in two weeks
9. Unguarded home located in ghetto that will eventually be robbed because I don't have time to call alarm co.

I'm also starving, and here are the free food options available to me:
1. oatmeal
2. nutrigrain bar
3. Fuji apples
4. green tea

However, List A is clearly not compatible with List B, so here's what I'm planning to eat:
1. Packet of Oreos currently residing in vending machine
2. Green apple blow pop currently residing in desk drawer
3. Large pizza currently residing at Azio's or Large burrito currently residing at Willy's

I'm glad I got that sorted out.