Monday, June 12, 2006
And Now, A Pictorial
Items residing in my pantry/refrigerator that no one will EVER eat:
Mate bought these months ago. An entire large bag of oyster crackers. I told him they were bland and sick but he assured me he liked them. I knew I was right, I mean who eats oyster crackers plain? I'll tell you who DOESN'T- Anyone who lives here.
This little gem was left by a house guest. Powdered fake cappuccino. In case we run out of cocaine in the wee hours and need something to snort for a little pick-me-up.
A couple of months ago we joined Costco. $400 later, we ended up with 28 pairs of athletic socks, a gallon of Softsoap, and a freezerful of weirdo food like chicken and pineapple meatballs.
I bought this during a Boy Scout-esque "Always be prepared" kick I went through a while back. Because if you were stuck in your house due to blizzard, hurricane, Black Plague, etc. you know what you'd really want to eat? Jambalaya in a box.
And for our final slide of the evening:
This was included in a hotel room goody bag at a wedding we attended last summer. As you can see, the tiny white bow is holding strong. This hangs out in our fridge because we would rather die than drink pink wine. Ok, that's a lie...we're saving this one for special.
Mate bought these months ago. An entire large bag of oyster crackers. I told him they were bland and sick but he assured me he liked them. I knew I was right, I mean who eats oyster crackers plain? I'll tell you who DOESN'T- Anyone who lives here.
This little gem was left by a house guest. Powdered fake cappuccino. In case we run out of cocaine in the wee hours and need something to snort for a little pick-me-up.
A couple of months ago we joined Costco. $400 later, we ended up with 28 pairs of athletic socks, a gallon of Softsoap, and a freezerful of weirdo food like chicken and pineapple meatballs.
I bought this during a Boy Scout-esque "Always be prepared" kick I went through a while back. Because if you were stuck in your house due to blizzard, hurricane, Black Plague, etc. you know what you'd really want to eat? Jambalaya in a box.
And for our final slide of the evening:
This was included in a hotel room goody bag at a wedding we attended last summer. As you can see, the tiny white bow is holding strong. This hangs out in our fridge because we would rather die than drink pink wine. Ok, that's a lie...we're saving this one for special.
# posted by Mooks @ 5:08 PM 
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YAAAAAAY! A comment! I know UPW, actually the brides parents are millionaires, you'd think they could've thrown a nice Cab our way.
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