Thursday, August 10, 2006
The Story of Mooks and the Very, Very Bad Week
Not really story so much as list. Because I like lists.
1. Car broken again. Remains in home garage. Hoping it will turn itself on and commit suicide by inhaling its own toxic carbon monoxide fumes.
2. Jury Duty. Forced to be in presence of scary child molester and rapist. Child Molester plea bargains, will be out in eight years- just in time to molest child his wife is currently knocked up with. Wretch, gag, barf.
3. Too much work. Hate it. Would never come back if not for Tine.
4. Tine gone to Vegas all week long.
5. Letter from COLLECTION AGENCY. Reported by gas company for not paying bill I never knew I had at a place I haven't lived in 6 months. Credit score certainly in toilet as result.
6. Loss of sense of taste on right side of tongue. Doctors baffled at cause (doctors being sister in law and brother in law).
7. Never got to go to Hip Hop Tap as result of #1.
8. While in jury duty, got message from boss offering free trip to Napa Valley. Returned call at recess only to find trip given to others because I couldn't be reached.
Some other bad things happened too. BLAH.
1. Car broken again. Remains in home garage. Hoping it will turn itself on and commit suicide by inhaling its own toxic carbon monoxide fumes.
2. Jury Duty. Forced to be in presence of scary child molester and rapist. Child Molester plea bargains, will be out in eight years- just in time to molest child his wife is currently knocked up with. Wretch, gag, barf.
3. Too much work. Hate it. Would never come back if not for Tine.
4. Tine gone to Vegas all week long.
5. Letter from COLLECTION AGENCY. Reported by gas company for not paying bill I never knew I had at a place I haven't lived in 6 months. Credit score certainly in toilet as result.
6. Loss of sense of taste on right side of tongue. Doctors baffled at cause (doctors being sister in law and brother in law).
7. Never got to go to Hip Hop Tap as result of #1.
8. While in jury duty, got message from boss offering free trip to Napa Valley. Returned call at recess only to find trip given to others because I couldn't be reached.
Some other bad things happened too. BLAH.
# posted by Mooks @ 1:38 PM 
