Thursday, October 26, 2006
Status Meeting
Let's take care of some administrative items this morning, shall we?
Item 1: I'd like to announce that I am currently wearing the infamous Audrey Hepburn skinny pants from Gap. Before you snort, let me tell you that I believe most could wear these successfully as long as you follow the Golden Rule of Skinny Pants, which happens to also be the Golden Rule of the Business World:
Always Cover your Ass.
I chose a long sweater vest for this purpose, and I also get all client approval in writing.
Item 2: To my New York readers, including all Wollets and a Yays- I will be in the city for one day only on Sunday, November 12. I wanted to stay longer but alas, I cannot. Can we all meet for lunch or something? I will be staying downtown at the Millenium Hilton on Sunday night, though I will be all over the city during the day. Except in Queens, because the husband thinks that's too far to go to the MOMA. UGH! Anyways, please respond and let me know your schedules.
Item 3: I am going to Mexico next week and am taking suggestions as to whether I should, or should not, drink the water. I have had mixed reviews on this topic thus far. If I don't drink it, do I still brush my teeth with it? Can't the water germs that make your stomach explode be absorbed in my tongue even if I don't ingest it? I think it would be hard to brush with bottled water. Input is welcome and appreciated. One thing I do know, is don't adopt any Mexican hairless dogs while I am there, because it could be a large sewer rat.
Item 4: Several months ago I posted about the crazies who live in the pseudo-suburban neighborhood in which I unwittingly bought a house. The personal affronts continue as we have recently received THREE violation notices from the homeowners association. One for weeds in our yard, one for lack of mulch, and one for having our big green city-issued garbage can (apparently named Herbie Curbie by Atlanta officials. I am not even kidding.) in PLAIN VIEW OF THE PUBLIC. Which is to say, around on the side of our house. I mean, come ON. So the challenge now is to find something obnoxious to place in our yard that might still be within code. Actually it doesn't even have to be code because every time we violate, we have 10 days to correct that specific violation. In 10 days, I'll be on to my next violation! Again, suggestions welcome. Here are some ideas to get you started:
--Chinchilla breeding facility, complete with fur coat makers stopping by for weekly pick-ups.
--Hare Krishnas (bonus because they feed you lunch)
--Shrubs trimmed into shapes of sexual organs
--Children
This status meeting has now ended. Go in peace and have a good day.
Item 1: I'd like to announce that I am currently wearing the infamous Audrey Hepburn skinny pants from Gap. Before you snort, let me tell you that I believe most could wear these successfully as long as you follow the Golden Rule of Skinny Pants, which happens to also be the Golden Rule of the Business World:
Always Cover your Ass.
I chose a long sweater vest for this purpose, and I also get all client approval in writing.
Item 2: To my New York readers, including all Wollets and a Yays- I will be in the city for one day only on Sunday, November 12. I wanted to stay longer but alas, I cannot. Can we all meet for lunch or something? I will be staying downtown at the Millenium Hilton on Sunday night, though I will be all over the city during the day. Except in Queens, because the husband thinks that's too far to go to the MOMA. UGH! Anyways, please respond and let me know your schedules.
Item 3: I am going to Mexico next week and am taking suggestions as to whether I should, or should not, drink the water. I have had mixed reviews on this topic thus far. If I don't drink it, do I still brush my teeth with it? Can't the water germs that make your stomach explode be absorbed in my tongue even if I don't ingest it? I think it would be hard to brush with bottled water. Input is welcome and appreciated. One thing I do know, is don't adopt any Mexican hairless dogs while I am there, because it could be a large sewer rat.
Item 4: Several months ago I posted about the crazies who live in the pseudo-suburban neighborhood in which I unwittingly bought a house. The personal affronts continue as we have recently received THREE violation notices from the homeowners association. One for weeds in our yard, one for lack of mulch, and one for having our big green city-issued garbage can (apparently named Herbie Curbie by Atlanta officials. I am not even kidding.) in PLAIN VIEW OF THE PUBLIC. Which is to say, around on the side of our house. I mean, come ON. So the challenge now is to find something obnoxious to place in our yard that might still be within code. Actually it doesn't even have to be code because every time we violate, we have 10 days to correct that specific violation. In 10 days, I'll be on to my next violation! Again, suggestions welcome. Here are some ideas to get you started:
--Chinchilla breeding facility, complete with fur coat makers stopping by for weekly pick-ups.
--Hare Krishnas (bonus because they feed you lunch)
--Shrubs trimmed into shapes of sexual organs
--Children
This status meeting has now ended. Go in peace and have a good day.
# posted by Mooks @ 6:26 AM 
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As a witness, I can honestly say that Mooks looks fab in the skinny pants, y'all. She is long and slender like a ballerina and she wears them well.
Mooks: A. congrats on the skinny pant. You've inspired me to try them on again.
B. Unfortch, I will be out of NYC on the weekend of Nov. 10-13. Why? I'll be drinking beer and WHOO HOOING IN GAINESVILLE FLORIDA!! That's right people, I purchased my ticket last night.
C. You CAN go to MOMA because it's been moved back to Manhattan! It's on 5th avenue, but if you go on Friday after 5, it's free. So there's a tip for ya from a real New Yorker. I'm so sorry I'll miss you!
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B. Unfortch, I will be out of NYC on the weekend of Nov. 10-13. Why? I'll be drinking beer and WHOO HOOING IN GAINESVILLE FLORIDA!! That's right people, I purchased my ticket last night.
C. You CAN go to MOMA because it's been moved back to Manhattan! It's on 5th avenue, but if you go on Friday after 5, it's free. So there's a tip for ya from a real New Yorker. I'm so sorry I'll miss you!
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